They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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