So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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