Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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