this boner is exhausting
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
