Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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