Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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