careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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