Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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