Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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