Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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