sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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