I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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