You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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