I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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