tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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