And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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