have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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