let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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