I think scott just propositioned me for sex
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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