I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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