just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Oh Jesus.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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