they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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