so explain again why im purple
no
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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