I am in a vortex of obligation.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
