god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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