everyone is single if you try hard enough
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Come on in and take your pants off
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