we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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