real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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