I want to make a zoo with you.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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