ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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