i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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