I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
