I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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