I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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