Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
