I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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