Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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