let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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