Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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