Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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