I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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