In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
