k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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