giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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