try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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