But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well I just put wine in my tea
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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