Need sex. Gaining weight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
where are you?
Hypothermia
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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