I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
...so i touched it.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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