whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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