Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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