That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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